Book Me Event... like being a kid in a candy store, except the candy was all booze and the store was a f***ing island! Nightclubs were epic, boat was extraordinary. I don't think I've laughed that hard since I saw Jimmy Carr's tax return. If you're looking to book events in Magaluf, you'll probably end up partying harder than a Glaswegian swinging round lamp posts after an old firm match.

- Franky Boyle